And everybody's saying that Hell's the hippest way to go, well I don't think so, but I'm going to take a look around it though, Blue. -- Joni Mitchell, Blue
A Mind Occasionally Voyaging

Month: September 2007

Recipe for a Sequel

Exceptionally Brief Review of Resident Evil: Extinction
1 part The Road Warrior
1 part Day of the Dead
1 part Waterworld
DO NOT STIR, MIX, OR OTHERWISE ALLOW THESE PLOT ELEMENTS TO HAVE MUCH OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER.
Serve warm.
Oh, but when you watch this, consider that if a Zombie Apocalypse story ends with it humanity finally winning and vanquishing the Zombies, the next step is going to be the need to repopulate the human race. Consider what the entire human race consists of at the end of the movie.
Rejoice.
(Spoiler punchline after the jump)

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IT90: The internet is for porn

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In a thousand years, our descendants will all take a break from eating food pills and flying in jetpacks to observe a moment of silence in memory of those who died in the great porn war.
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Based on that picture, I assume the key point of contention is: Do we really need high definition to appreciate grainy, low-quality, camcorder-filmed amateur porn? Yes. Yes we do.