Addendum (11/26/07): Posting this article, by virtue of its having unseated something else from the recent list, has demoted me to College Graduate (Undergrad). L-M-E.
I can tell you I'm sorry, but I can't tell the truth, dear. And what if I could; would it do any good? You'll still never get to see the contents of my shoebox. Shoebox of lies. -- Barenaked Ladies, Shoe Box
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