- Ross: Why do we want sconces?
- Leah:What?
- Ross:Sconces.
- Leah:What?
- Ross:[increasing frustration] Sconces. Wall sconces.
- Leah:What?
- Ross:Candle sconces.
- Leah:What?
- Ross: [points at wedding registry page]
- Leah:Oh! Scones!
I can tell you I'm sorry, but I can't tell the truth, dear. And what if I could; would it do any good? You'll still never get to see the contents of my shoebox. Shoebox of lies. -- Barenaked Ladies, Shoe Box