You can call it a screwdriver all you want, but I’d be cautious playing with it outside unless you paint it orange first.
Tales from /lost+found 9: Included Batteries are for Demonstration Purposes Only
There's so much joy in life, so many pleasures all around, but the pleasure of insomnia is one I've never found. -- Barenaked Ladies, Who Needs Sleep
Huh. That’s just… dumb.