You can call it a screwdriver all you want, but I’d be cautious playing with it outside unless you paint it orange first.
Tales from /lost+found 9: Included Batteries are for Demonstration Purposes Only
"Milli Vanilli told you to blame it on the rain, but if you blame it on the rain, tell me what's to be gained? So if all else fails, you can blame it on me." -- Barenaked Ladies, Blame it on Me
Huh. That’s just… dumb.