Inspired by a comment thread at Slacktivist:
And that’s why you shouldn’t build your entire religion on an inflexible all-or-nothing appeal to “literalism”.
You should probably be glad I didn’t find an excuse to include red-diapered Sean Connery in my Megatron/Zardoz joke. (Closed Caption version below the fold)
ZARDOZ: The gun is good. The penis is evil.
[Art of the toy version of Transformers G1 Megatron in his Walther P38-with-trigger-for-crotch glory]
ZARDOZ: Well that’s my theology buggered.