I can tell you I'm sorry, but I can't tell the truth, dear. And what if I could; would it do any good? You'll still never get to see the contents of my shoebox. Shoebox of lies. -- Barenaked Ladies, Shoe Box

Tales from /lost+found 70: Do you want to play a game?

According to legend, there was some test-footage shot where they interpreted the character much closer to the original Michael Gough “Mandarin” version until, at the last minute, someone involved in the production realized that this was incredibly racist.

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The Toymaker – Lord of Games – Elder God – Legendary

Character text: Nigh Omnipotent, older than the universe itself, and completely insane, the Toymaker’s only weakness is that he is bound by the rules of the games he’s compelled to play.

Quote: I have many names. Loki. Coyote. Anansi. Steve. Now, shall we play?

Affinities: None
Attack: 300/300/300/600
HP: 700
XP: 800

 

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