Me: Hey, look who the guest star is in this episode!
Leah: He looks familiar. Who is he?
Me: Imagine him doing the Truffle Shuffle.
Leah: The Truffle Shuffle?
Me: He’s the fat kid from The Goonies
Leah: I thought that was–
Me: No, you’re thinking of the fat kid from —
Both: Stand by me
(That waiter? Jean Luc!)
On my way home tonight, I noticed some strange lights in the sky somewhere to the north:
There’s a whole gallery here
. Now taking theories to wtf these lights signify:
- Large Hadron Collider pierces earth at an oblique angle, coming out in north Baltimore
- Asgard trying to catch a late show at the Senator
- Ass-kicking kegger at Loyola
- Zuul and Vinz Clortho did it, thereby summoning Gozer
Suppose a man standing in Four Corners, NM, shoots someone across the line in Arizona. The victim falls forward into Utah, rolls over into Colorado, and dies.
Murder is a state crime. Which state gets jurisdiction?
Inspired by i can has cheezburger
I play, I may have mentioned, in a bar trivia league.
Once, a few years ago now, during one game, one of the members of an opposing team took issue with something the host did. She expressed her disapproval by holding a stuffed rabbit up in the air and declaring, “THE BUNNY SAYS NO!”
Until this moment, I did not fully comprehend this statement.
The bunny says no.
Addendum (11/26/07): Posting this article, by virtue of its having unseated something else from the recent list, has demoted me to College Graduate (Undergrad). L-M-E.
One of the best things about being an adult is that you can buy all the toys you want and no one can stop you.
With that observation, I will now reveal that I’ve been a Transformers fan since I was a little kid. And now that I actually have a disposable income of sorts, I’ve decided to take up collecting Optimus Primes. I think I’ve got the majority of them now, or at the least, a representative sampling. There’s a few holes in my collection (RiD Optimus is stupid-looking enough that I haven’t been willing to shell out the amount that they tend to cost), but I think I’ve got a pretty fair spread. In my usual geekish way, I’m going to post a series of in-depth commentaries about the relative merits of each one.
But to start us off, here’s the top of my TV cart: