Tales from the Found: Ranking the Capaldi Era

Because why not.

1. Heaven Sent
2. The Doctor Falls
3. Extremis
4. World Enough and Time
5. Hell Bent
6. The Pilot
7. Into the Dalek
8. Time Heist
9. Thin Ice
10. Last Christmas
11. The Witch’s Familiar
12. Death in Heaven
13. Mummy on the Orient Express
14. The Girl Who Died
15. The Magician’s Apprentice
16. The Caretaker
17. Smile
18. Dark Water
19. The Husbands of River Song
20. The Lie of the Land
21. Kill the Moon
22. The Return of Doctor Mysterio
23. The Eaters of Light
24. Flatline
25. Twice Upon a Time
26. The Zygon Invasion
27. The Woman Who Lived
28. The Zygon Inversion
29. Knock Knock
30. Oxygen
31. Deep Breath
32. In the Forest of the Night
33. Under the Lake
34. Face the Raven
35. Before the Flood
36. Empress of Mars
37. Listen
38. The Pyramid at the End of the World
39. Robot of Sherwood
40. Sleep No More

10-38 are mostly arbitrary; the two Zygon stories would rate much higher if it weren’t for the bit where a literal lord delivers the message that young people should just calm down and not do anything extreme in order to achieve freedom, equality, and the right not to be murdered in the street by a bunch of hicks for failing to disguise what they really are well enough. I imagine that I will look back on the Capaldi era as… a thing which happened.